Witty apron for the follically challenged chef, made from black polycotton with two spacious pockets at the front for storing utensils and spices (or even a cheeky beer). Machine washable, 90 x 70 cm
Please allow 3-5 working days for delivery to UK mainland addresses. Other countries, Islands and the Highlands may take longer.
If you have a set deadline, we recommend using a Next Day Delivery option. Please note that Next Day Delivery is not available on personalised products or products with a postal surcharge.
Personalised orders and some heavy and larger items with a postal surcharge can take significantly longer.
Please check the last Christmas delivery date when ordering your personalised item.
Next Day Delivery
This service is only available for UK mainland (excluding Scottish Highlands and the following postcodes: AB1-99, BT1-99, DD8-11, GY1-99, HS1-99, IM1-99, IV1-23, 25-27, 30-32, 36, 40-56, JE1-99, KA27-28, KW1-3, 5-17, PA20-49, 60-78, PH19-26, 30-44, 49-50, PO30-41, TR21-25, ZE1-99.)
Place your order before 2pm Monday - Friday and we will dispatch your parcel for delivery (next working day). Orders placed on Friday before 2pm will be delivered the following Monday.
Personalised items and those with a postage surcharge cannot be sent by Next Day Delivery. Items that are out of stock at the time of sending the Next Day Delivery order will follow, once back in stock, by Standard Delivery.
Please note that Next Day Delivery does not include deliveries on Sundays and Bank Holidays.
Please note our offices are closed Saturday and Sunday.
UK Delivery Charges
Next Day Delivery is £8.99.
UK Mainland - £2.99 (orders over £25 qualify for FREE Standard Delivery)
Please see the Terms and Conditions for more returns information.
How do I arrange a return?
Please contact our Customer Service team on firstname.lastname@example.org
We will need to know your order number, the item you want to return and the reason for return. Upon receipt of these details we will provide you with a return’s authorisation number and all the necessary information and labels to arrange the return.
You will need to obtain a proof of postage receipt when you send your item to us. Proof of postage does not cost anything but without it we may not be able to process your refund or replacement in the rare event that your item is lost in transit. If you request a replacement and the product is no longer available, we will offer an exchange for an alternative item, or a credit note to the original value excluding postage.